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while performing doggy-style, you kick her at the side of the head. established by dante witler in 2010
dante witler was getting it in when he donkey kicked this chick
See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.
Takes place at HER place, never yours. Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her. She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed). Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on. Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes. Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came. Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything. (If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.
yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!
The act of lifting the back end of a motorcycle in the air. When a person on a motorcycle applies the front brakes excessively, it lifts the back wheel, essentially the opposite of a "wheelie".
"For my trick I don't know if I should do a wheelie or a donkey kick."
A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.
I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.
a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.
as a prank i told taylor to donkey-kick jason and it left jason blacked out on the floor.