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Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.

"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."

by Trucker 4 Life February 13, 2010

gotta drive truck

when i guy is masterbaiting.

Trevor says,"courtnie I've gotta drive my truck." (aka masterbait)hes gotta go drive the truck Im sorry i have to go but ive gotta drive truck.

by korky porky (courtnie) June 15, 2008

Driving the truck to Jersey

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.

Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!

by Hornplr15 December 08, 2009

Truck Driving

Wearing dress or non-athletic socks with athletic shoes usually black mid calf socks and shorts.

I am embarrassed since my father is always truck driving when he comes to watch me play soccer on a hot day

who drives a truck on Friday

No one drives truck on a Friday.

who drives a truck on Friday

by Truck driver on Friday June 22, 2020

Driving a Salt Truck

(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.

Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.

by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010

drive the dump truck

Driving the dump truck is seth/lance language for going to the bathroom for an longer-than-normal time. Sometimes we call it just "driving the truck".

Seth: Let's get this last set of squats in before I have to drive the dump truck Lance: damnit...

by s1337 September 17, 2009