A fork of Rural Dictionary
Royal Green Jacket/Rifles slang meaning whatever I have just said I mean to total opposite
Morning love........ your looking slim durch
(n). Intentional misreading of douche. Lessens offensive flavor of the original word. See douche
You're a jerkoff Paul. Just kidding, durche.
It means the complete opposite of what you just said.
How was that piss up last night? Yeh it was "WANK DURCH" ie, it was a Top Top night.
The advertising slogan/strap line of German automaker Audi. Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.
Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York" Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"
German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations. Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.
(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 ) : (honking) "Hey there mate!" : (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw ) : "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)
The advertising slogan/strapline of German automaker Audi. Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.
Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York" Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"