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Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh

I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.

When somebody asks for something, one adds on ‘Ey Ey Ey’ as an ending to the sentence to express emotion.

Zoë says to lex ‘Lex give me that tempeh Ey Ey Ey!’’.

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.

She asked me for the Eye Eye Pirate. It was new and different, and a tight fit too.

agree

Now we're seeing eye to eye.

being on the same level

Are you eye to eye with me you one-eyed, peg-legged, toothless, frech-whore midgit bitch?

What gay people do when having anal sex as the assholes meet together

Man me and Bob meet eye to eye last night man.

Going "Eye To Eye" with someone is the act of two or more people spreading the cheeks of their butts and rubbing their anus' together causing rectal friction.

Yooo Becky, me and my bottom bitch was wondering if you and Tyrone wanted to go "eye to eye"