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Faygo

A cheap soda sold in parts of the U.S.

Often sprayed on fans at Insane Clown Posse concerts

dubbed "wicked elixer" by Gamzee Makara
The official soft drink of Juggalos and Homestucks

Dude1: What the hell happened to you?
Dude2: I got soaked with Faygo
Dude1: How many times do I need to tell you not to go to Insane Clown Posse concerts?

Gamzee: Yo, mOtHeRfUcKeR, SlAm a fAyGo

by WaSsUpMoThErFuCkEr February 22, 2013

Faygo

A delicious carbonated beverage that, despite its discount price, gets a bad rap due to its popularization by the Juggalo scourge.

Man, this sucks. I really like grape Faygo, but I can't even look at the stuff in the supermarket without somebody asking me if I'm 'down wif da clown'.

by Herpedsohardyouderp April 14, 2011

Faygo

A cheap soda manufactured in Detroit, MI. Made popular by the "Insane Clown Posse" who rap about, having grown up in a suburb of Deroit.

Send yo' mam straight out to the sto'
Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo.

by Heavy Fresh October 06, 2004

Faygo

Cheap soda that Insane clown Posse fans spray on each others clits and nipples. It's a manifestation of these rediculous idiots latent homosexuality.

I sprayed Faygo soda on my Juggalo homies and then we started touching each others wieners.

by truth fan June 15, 2009

Faygo

A delicious carbonated drink that gets Gamzee Makara high

FaYgO iS mAdE oF mIrIcLes

by xXtheguy52Xx November 19, 2014

faygo

a "soda" (clown pee) that is used by the juggalos to get ready to have sexual intercoarse with each other or to mastrabate with.

My brother is a juggalo and we keep on missing a faygo when he has a friend over or when were missing a frozen hotdog...

by juggalos tick me off October 19, 2009

faygo

The taste of the CENTURY MADE NETHADE!

FAYGO has a taste made N THA D!

by LASIJAS MILLER January 11, 2007