Country Dictionary

fat leg

A large, grotesque, sometimes spotted condition of the calf muscle. This condition results in a very disturbing purple discoloration, and a need to wear long pants.

Jason's fat leg is so grosse, I can't believe he never wears pants.

Fat Legs

A form of "fashion" used by horny girls on Roblox to make their legs look "thicker," when it in fact makes them look retarded and grotesque.

Fat Legs are utterly idiotic. They do not look attractive. Fuck off.

Tapping the fat leg

To have sex with an overweight female.

Last night I was tappin the fat leg.

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show. 2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric