A fork of Rural Dictionary
A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.
Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible
Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.
*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.
A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread
I don't know man, doesn't seem right. C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.
To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully
Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape
When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.
Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"
The act of diddling ones bung hole
Ashley: Excited for your date tonight? Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯 Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.
5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."