Country Dictionary

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.

Those 'Jesus Saves' guys are a bunch of flanderses.

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.

My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.

a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls

Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!

That annoying guy, that needs to learn to shut up at certain points.

Flanders: "haha, i raped your sister too"

Response: "Stupid Flanders"

Name of a street in Portland Oregon that the poular Simpsons character "Nell Flanders" is named after. Other Potland references include "Roger Meyers", Herbert Powell, Mayor Quimby, Bob Terwilliger etc etc

See: http://www.snpp.com/guides/whoiswho.html

A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!

If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!