A fork of Rural Dictionary
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup." Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).
a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is. compressed anything.
i like stephanie a fuck ton. theres a fuck ton of birds around here.
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable. 2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State
A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.
You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce
Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something. Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.
I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.