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fuck ton

Two handfuls of substance

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup." Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).

by mr.speg September 15, 2007

fuck ton

a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is. compressed anything.

i like stephanie a fuck ton. theres a fuck ton of birds around here.

by Steve ace of lace June 27, 2006

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable. 2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 03, 2005

a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 07, 2014

Fuck-ton

Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something. Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.

I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.

by shinakuma November 05, 2004

Fuck Ton

A great amount of something.

Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.

by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003

Fuck-ton

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton. so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"

Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.

by Vivianna April 04, 2008