A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity. 2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas. Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance. Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways. 2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight. (2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.
When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed. Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman? Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife. Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.
The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.
A) What'd you do last night? B) We got right fucking sideways!
When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"
Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you. *Friend kills you Friend : "haha" You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"
being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.
"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant" "Well Fuck me sdeways!"