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the best fucking decepticon he is not only powerful but fucking sexy and would make an excellent president way better than soundwave fuck sound wave all my homies hate soundwave soundwaves galvarons bitch and galvatron is only slightly crazy
galvatrons the fucking best transformer
urban mixed drink consisting of 1 oz. shot of Patron Tequila , 1 oz. shot of Maker's Mark bourbon whiskey, and 1 oz. shot of Bacardi 151 Rum, served in 3 oz. glass
Transformer. Unicron made the original Galvatron using the remains of Megatron. Galvatron is immensely powerful, yet he is also crazed to the point where he wouldn't hesitate to abuse his own underlings.
Drink.
1 oz. Maker's Mark
1 oz. Patron
1 oz. Bacardi 151
Inventor: Stanly Wong
Objective: Drink 3 in one night.
First Drink should be consumed all at once. After that, slow it down a little and be careful. The Galvatron will make you Gone!
Side Note: It helps if you listen to the Smooth stylings of Lumpee Lee's Galvatron theme songs. Gets everyone pumped for downing the stiffest drink around.
Buddy A: Last Nite was great!Buddy B: What happened?
Buddy A: We Drank 3 Galvatrons!
Buddy B: What else?
Buddy A: That's all I can remember.
Buddy B: Why are we spooning? ...naked.
Buddy A: Uh Oh.
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-groups: Nobody would have him!
Function: Crazy person
"DRINK!"
He was the strongest Decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. Then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. This severely hampered his ability as commander ("If we all charge in single file at the Autobot's most heavily-defended base, they'll be vanquished forever!") and he was eventually kicked out. Now his a 'bot of few words; those words are "BWAAAAAAA!", "DRINK!", and "ARSE!"
Galvatron sat in haze located in a bar.
Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.
Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.
Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.
Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.
Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.
His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"