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the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.

"fuck.. another geodude."

somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball

nice catch.... geodude
or
he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa

The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.

"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"

When you insert your cock into your girls mouth and she mudslides it down and then you rock smash her vagina into eternal orgasm that sets her into hospital.

Daz: Obelisk fam you dont know what happened to me dude, I've been at the police station ever since I was geoduding with my girl.
StephanM: Dave bro I want to play fgunz but I've still got a warrant for geoduding with this ugly ass trick.

A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.

Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...

Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.

Geodude, I choose you!

A romantic or dating interest you choose Not to pursue because they live in a geographically undesireable location.

Scott is so sweet and nice, but he’s really a geodud. It would take me over an hour just to get to his place and it’s way out in the boondocks. There’s no way we would work out.