Country Dictionary

A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.

"What's up my gnomie?!

Typically a gnomie can be found chilling with his other gnomies. Can also be found stealing rocks from yards, passed out on a bathroom floor, tipping taxi drivers $1 on a $20 ride, etc. A gnomie will NOT be found in Portland.

Q: What are you doing tonight? A: Going to chill with my gnomie (s).

a bffl that you met like three days prior to the establishment of gnomie-hood.

yo nigguh we gnomies already we met at the party last week

a small, strange looking animal that appears to be a cross between a shark, a seal, a shrimp, a small dog, a bug, a donkey, and a rabbit. it is extremely attracted to cheese. (aka, my dog)

look at that gnomie! it's kinda cute! here, gnomie!

The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.

At a gig: 'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'

The best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. Oh, and they believe too.

random person:What would you call the best people you now? The answer:My Gnomies

Friends (Homies) who are unusually short OR your younger sibling

"What are you doing today?" "Chilling with my gnomies"