A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke: An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face. The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent: Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker? But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.
Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!
Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex: Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat" Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know." Current Ex: Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?" Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut. goat + fucked the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists. literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
A monumental screwup
Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.
A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.
I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.