A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person that doesnt know whats going on somone that is always very confused somone who is lost
"hey daniel whats the girls name you hooked up with yesterday?" "i dont know bro, i forgot" "daniel your such a golem"
from jewish mythology. see elsewhere. this might be the source of the legal term for "PERSON" in STTE and FEDERAL law.
a Golem or legal PERSONs do not consist of flesh and bone as Man does; PERSONs are corporations, trusts, partnerships, etc. (sorry i, cannot, comply, with, your, requirements, in, defining, this, word.)
one who stays home all day and doesn't go to work/school.
a certain robed person with the initials a.f.c. "i'm taking a golem day today."
plural Golim: a tool of the 2%. a person brainwashed by jewish media and jewish academia. in the US, this is at least 40% of the population.
Golem have those signs in their yard and believe everything CNN tells them.
A Golem is a sort of creature whose name became popular in several RPGs such as Dungeons & Dragons, Pokémon, and Chrono Trigger. Traditionally, Golems are rocklike creatures whose structure is covered with a near-impenitrable stone. In the case of D&D, there are several variations of Golem that use elements other than Stone, such as Iron and Flesh (which is a nod to Frankenstein). There are mixed views as to exactly what a Golem looks like, but the general view is that a Golem is large, perhaps larger than a human, and is covered in a rocky mass. It is not all that pretty, and sometimes features a rather ugly mouth. Golems seem to be submissive creatures, as they never really act on their own, and are controlled by whoever Summons/Finds them. Thus, they are not necessarily good or evil in spite of their evil-ish appearance.
"GOLEM used Rock Slide!" -Pokémon "Um, so... A mad scientist is making a... Golem. No! A Flesh Golem, yeah. That's good." -Someone who plays D&D "It's the end for you! Go, GolemTwins!" -Dalton, Chrono Trigger
Sitting in a dark room for days on end watching whole seasons of TV shows alone.
"Dude, you have to come out with us tonight. You have been Goleming pretty hard." "Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."