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gorka

To shave the ass hair of your date and wear it around as a moustache.

Like my moustache? Yeah, I gave my date a gorka last night.

by Stan Gorski January 05, 2006

Gorka

the sound made from when someone chokes when giving a blowjob

gorka gorka gorka gorka

by Stanley_Knife November 24, 2010

Gorka

A hot, attractive, and funny guy, usually good with the girls. Never acts selfish or popular.

He's a hot Gorka.

by ChubbSkywalker February 27, 2010

Punta Gorka

A condo building in Punta Gorda, Florida that is inhabited by many south side of Chicago Gorkas.

Over dinner at Rocco’s, Dave and Diane mentioned to their envious friends Jerry and Lori as well as Pete and Chris, “hey, we are tired of this Chicago winter, care to join us at Punta Gorka?”

by Envious family members November 05, 2023

Sebastien Gorka

a real lofasz who, based on his misguided alt-right beliefs, thinks he's a real counter-terrorism expert.

Yea, that Sebastien Gorka, his British accent makes him sound like a REALlofasz.

by connord July 25, 2017

Gorka Room

The butthole of an anti-gay incel who secretly engages in homosexual acts.

While many incels engage in performative anti-gay and anti-transphobic 'alpha male' attention-seeking behavior, they are pervasive in local gay circle and Grindr during large collections of them. To secret their actions, it is commonplace to refer to their buttholes in encrypted language for other homosexuals to recognize.

"Those are great dance moves. Have you ever wanted to see the Gorka Room? Give me your number and I'll offer a personal referral."

by corkster33 February 27, 2022

Marcos Gorka

A pretty funny person that will always cheer you up. He likes McDonalds A LOT. He knows how to treat woman like queens and their bros like family.

Did you heard about Marcos Gorka.
Yes he is so nice

by sidewastaken November 24, 2021