Country Dictionary

To systematically and deliberately attack the foundations of someone's existence, starting with their education and moving swiftly on to dismantling their human rights.

We're going to gove 90% of the electorate - give it 10 years and we'll be able to get all of the prols back into workhouses!

To vomit uncontrollably. The symptoms produced by reading about the nauseous behaviour of Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove.

I woke up the morning after the London riots to find someone had goved all over the doorstep.

Someting which does not fulfill expectations

"That oral presentation was gove" "I'm having such a gove time at this party"

To grab with intentions of sexual pleasure.

On the bus, the woman goved my penis slightly.

Getting drunk off wine and creating art, commonly painting. It is most commonly done in Europe

My son Jacob the 15th is known for his goving ability. We gaved with the neighbors yesterday. We will gove in two weeks when we go to Europe.

A small hardened piece of faeces which clings to hairs around the anus and is difficult to remove.

Michael was unwilling to partake in anal sex until after his bath due to a stubborn Gove.

The act of Goveing, likely the deed of stabbing a close friend or ally in the back then acting like it never happened followed by swiftly moving on. A deed closely linked with those known to be a propper cunt.

Goveing: "He's a propper backstabbing Goveing cunt him"