A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.
Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!
A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'- 'no I'm not stoned'