Country Dictionary

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)

I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

Another term for any male who engages in unprotected sex while knowingly having genital warts. (sounds like Rumplestiltskin)

Grab the beer, Pimplestiltskin is here!!!

A slow, dim-witted young man by the name of Mike Peterson. He likes to pork overweight older women with paunches.

Grease cakes is coming over! Hide your folks!

To engage in intercourse with any female numerous times as primarily a booty call.

How's it goin Kimmy-sex-down?