A fork of Rural Dictionary
The black rubber ring on a bong, so you can put the tube in
"it wont shoot, the gromit's broke"
When a person rolls up a magazine to guide vomit through his/her legs while sitting on the toilet.
Aidan had to gromit when he needed to throw up while taking a shit.
A girl who is both 'Grim' and 'On it'. Grim in the sense of shes probably not had a shower for a few months, nor has she any physical attributes in any way appealing. 'On it' in the sense of her being fucking gagging to shag you.
You: "Krystal was bare tryin to gwan me last night"
Your Bredrin: "yeh shes a fukin gromit"
The dog from "Wallace and Gromit".
He never speaks...but his actions are priceless.
How i marvel when he slaps his head in dismay, whenever Wallace messes it up.
haha.
Wallace:"Cheeeeese Gromit"
Wallace:"I'm just crackers about cheeeese Gromit"
Wallace:"Aww Gromit..."
(all quoted from my memory of the Wallace and Gromit films)