A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dog from "Wallace and Gromit".
He never speaks...but his actions are priceless.
How i marvel when he slaps his head in dismay, whenever Wallace messes it up.
haha.
Wallace:"Cheeeeese Gromit"
Wallace:"I'm just crackers about cheeeese Gromit"
Wallace:"Aww Gromit..."
(all quoted from my memory of the Wallace and Gromit films)
The black rubber ring on a bong, so you can put the tube in
"it wont shoot, the gromit's broke"
When a person rolls up a magazine to guide vomit through his/her legs while sitting on the toilet.
Aidan had to gromit when he needed to throw up while taking a shit.
A person male or female who's mobile phone is practically glued to their hand but they are well known for screening calls or not replying to SMS messages on a continual basis. This person will also have closet gay tendencies and froths over giving rusty trombones
Oh yeah He's not returning my call cos he's doin a gromit
A cross between a dork, a mallrat, a hippie, and a rocker. Gromits hang out at the mall or in parking lots. They are known to wear:
Dr. Suess hats
Marilyn Manson or Korn shirts
Jnco jeans
Wallet chains of hemp rope with beads in 'em
Gromits are almost always white. They listen to ICP and Staind. Gromits are by definition teenage boys in the most awkward phase of growth of their lives. But there are female gromits. They usually have acne.
Dude, shut up I remember when you were a trenchcoat wearing gromit at the mall.
It was to her eternal shame that she lost her virginity to a townie gromit one drunken night when she was fifteen.