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gruzz

The nasty fuzz that collects in on your balls after you've been wearing your boxers for too long.

"Aw shit, gotta clean the gruzz out again..."

by Jip Orlando February 16, 2007

Gruzzing

You need two or more people and a decomposing or decomposed deceased pregnant woman. You take turns gangbanging her, all finishing inside, and then at the end you push out whatever's left of the baby into a bowl. You then blend it and then marinate a steak with it, preferably 12 oz., but any size works. You then grill and eat the steak. These steaks are called "gruzz steaks".

Me and Paul were gruzzing down the road last night.

by sigmaboyligma56 January 29, 2025

Gruzz

Grandma

Person 1: "Yo, how old is your gruzz?" Person 2: "69" Person 1: "DAYUM.."

by professionalyapper February 06, 2025

gruzz

the sound a dude makes when hes pooping

"GRUZZ!!!! i just puked my pants!"

by scoopi January 05, 2008

Gruzz

A Gruzz is a grandma or grandpa that could be the "huzz"

i just fucked that gruzz

by CozyGoCrazy November 28, 2024

gruzz

Grandma huzz

those gruzz over there are lookin hella fine

by idonotcareanymore February 03, 2025

Gruzz

A hot grandma/grandmother in which is active and available to have a sensual relationship with.

Bout to run down to nursing home and check out the Gruzz.

by Mac2Nite November 30, 2024