A fork of Rural Dictionary
Matter, sometimes thick, emanating from the mucous membranes of the human nostrils. Sometimes referred to as snot or "snaught."
"Boy, you are so full of shit that you should just sit down and eat a guzzy sandwich on rye bread. And don't come back until you do."
The term "Guzzy" originated from the 00's when the people of Poole starting using this term as another way to describe someone as a retard, jokingly or in a serious way. This is because the famous inbred family in Poole named: The Johnsons who are actually like an incest mafia have a family member named Guzzy he is Cay's niece and grandad who is also cousins with gunners. He is not the brightest of the bunch, but he has excellent piano skills with his 25 fingers.
" Look at him, the Guzzy!" "Why you acting like a Guzzy?" "She's the main Guzzy."
A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.
Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley. Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.