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Japanese term, pronounced "ha" (as in ha in harp) + "ge" (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
Ass: Hey man, last night's soap opera was awsome. Reply: shut up hage
adj., adv. hage·ly 1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does. 2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario. 3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault. 4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
1. That guy is so hage. 2. The gentleman hagely slapped the bride's ass as she was cutting the cake. 3. That stupid hage fucked my mother again.
A state of mine in which you are creatively confused, pessimistic, and heartbroken.
I've been feeling pretty hage recently
For when someone says something and you don't know what it is. You say "HAGE". Its a better way of saying "huh". It stands for "Have a Great Evening". -Verb
You should put banana slices in your lasagna. HAGE
A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.
John Hagee wouldn’t know what a great whore was if he was sitting on her face.