A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
a completely shaved pussy
Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.
What I've got going on down there
I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.
2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.
i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.
When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there