A fork of Rural Dictionary
Happy, but extra warm, and extra cute, and a little bit New Zealand. Essentially the difference between text-based emoticons with noses and those without -- Happy: :-) :-D heppy: :) :D
Bobby, cuddling with S/O: am heppy :)
- adjective, -pier, -piest 1. characterized by or indicative of filth, lack of sanitation, and uncleanliness. 2. more specifically, indicative of the ability to disseminate Hepatitis A.
Have you showered today? You're looking a little heppy? Your apartment is so heppy dude. - Yeah, my cat's been peeing all over for 5 days, my toilets flooded, and I threw a kegger.
The feeling you get after orgasming; usually after not having sex for about a month or more. This can also be used after following No Nut November, then getting to...you know
Guy 1 “No one can understand how HEPPY December 1st makes me.” Guy 2 “That’s nothing compared to how HEPPY I was when I finally got some after 2 months.”
the word New Zealanders use to describe the feeling when they're content i.e. happy but with a New Zealand accent
new zealand dude: bro I'm so heppi, I just inherited a million sheep new zealand dude 2: wow bro that makes me so heppi as well
A Heppi is an extremely rare phenomenom it is when highness and awesomeness collide to create a magical bieng
Guy1: "dude last night i was so baked i had sex with 3 cheerleaders and stole a ferrari" Guy2: "dude ur such a heppi"
A person 'living the slobs dream'. A heppi is bed bound and often found with the following items surrounding him to prevent any use of energy; tv remote, games controller, food, drink, weed, bong. A heppi is usually a person still living with their mum or perhaps grandma and has them running their day to day errands e.g. picking up weed, making food, changing their clothes. Although the Heppi's mum/grandma does often make suggestions of moving out and getting a job, the Heppi has to much of the good thing going on to even consider it.
Kid 1 "Oh man, I wish I could just stay in bed all day wank, eat, get high and watch tv" Kid 2 "Me too dude, I'd love to be a Heppi when I grow up"