Country Dictionary

hernie:
a mix of hernia and horny.
a horny person who has a hernia or has had a hernia.
intercourse usually ends quickly due to pain and swelling.

that guy is a total herny cant you tell; you can see the lump in his jeans.

A misspelling of the name 'Henry'
usually someone who is fat, retarded, and gay but doesnt realize it.
Also a person who draws a face on his penis glues a guitar to it and parades around calling "i am elvis"
also wears womens dirty underwear

Henry gibbons who is a slightly retarded gay

Slang term for someone who is seemingly constantly sexually aroused by anything. Origins relate to Henry Kissinger and old jokes about "Herny's Kissen' Ya!"

Also used as a replacement for the term "Horny".

"Gosh that guy is a right Herny!"
"You make me so Herny."

sexy beast

no one is as sexy as teh hernies

A hot short pink man who's also a top, he is married to Dr Henry Miller.

Person : Hey are you herny muller?

Herny: I sure am partner!

Term used for small but still good looking boobs

Man, for a short girl she has some nice herny bubitos.

A Hernis is a name given a girl who eliminates a mans opinion from anything she deems fitting

Oh. Yes, yes she did it again, we asked to have the rings removed from the toilets seat at the office, not with Hernis around!