A fork of Rural Dictionary
a tragic little area in the farmland between tracy and stockton. most people don't know about it even though there are some textbooks named after it and theres a semi-famous guy named Benjamin Holt who invented the first practical tread using tractor
"Hey I'm from Holt" "Where's that?" "You know, that area between Stockton and Tracy" "Lathrop?" *Sigh* "No"
When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.
*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place* "what's wrong with him?" "he's holting..." "oh."
One of the coolest people you'll ever meet. He's pretty much the definition of awesome.
"See that guy over there?" "You mean that awesome guy?" "Yeah, that's Holt"
The act of bailing on work, school, or other time commitments early while leaving as little notice as possible to those involved
Is he coming to the meeting in an hour? No... he is holting and going home to play video games.
The most lovable man a person could wish to meet, with a smile as big as his heart
Oh my god that guy just rescued that puppy from a burning building on his way home from his shift at the homeless shelter, what a nice guy. Yeah but he's no Holt.
Publicly flogged (normally in a message board or discussion group) in a manner disproportionate to the offense. Potentially a derivative of "hated."
My uncle's comment was in poor taste, but Rose totally holted on him.