A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cleaner way of saying holy crap.
B-I just became famous!!! J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you? B-No J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not? B-Because i dont like you! J-Holy guacamole!!! B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!! J-Holy guacamole!!! B-I'm leaving!!! J-Holy guacamole!!!
an avocado blessed by a priest
Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity* Jeff: "Holy guacamole!" avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."
OH MY GAWD!!! To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!" "HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
A shocking surprise that is preposterous.
Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent? Person 2: holy guacamole!!
A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise. Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica. Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water! Jill: OKAY! (both go up the hill) Jill: (trips) Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"
Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous! Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?" Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
A less profane way of saying holy crap; a phrase to express astonishment. A song by MF Doom featuring Paul Barmen.
Holy Guacamole, i think i wet myself! Man, MF Doom and Paul Barmen need to make another song together, Holy Guacamole was awesome.