Country Dictionary

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.

That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!

noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'

Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!

When one has an absolute mare or proper stinker.It can be used for any purpose indeed at any time and everyone will know how badly you have hooned.

When booking flights Ryan had the biggest hooner the world has ever seen!

Sorry to hear your nans just passed warra hooner.

The dons hoon every time they play infront of a sellout.

An incredibly ugly woman. Slightly more foul than a bint, but not as rancid as a minger. On a par with a munter but with saggier norks.

Susan Appleyard

Someone who rides a hardtail mountain bike to the limits

(Allso known as a fucking G)

Your a hardtail hooner, cunt