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hume

The chemical in passed gas that causes a person to need to leave the room. Can also but used to substitute the word fart, toot, or cut the cheese.

Bob(farts) Susie:Gross Bob humed!! Lesley: EVACUATE!!!!! everyone else leaves.

by Barking Spider March 14, 2009

hume

a small 300 population town in the sequoia national forest, a christian camp, freaking bomb.

dude, i just got back from hume! best time everrr!

by itbreaks November 03, 2008

Humes

short for humorous - something funny, ridiculous; also refers to "good times", really ridiculous things you do with your friends that you find funny

that was so humes dude, we had soo many humes last night i'm just tryin to have humes this summer

by mr.humes June 29, 2011

humed

a term used by gamers when they humiliate an enemy player while playing a wager match in Call of Duty: Black Ops

Greg: Joe! I totally just humed you with my tomahawk! Joe: Ya I know! I lost all my points!

by Spieken December 31, 2010

Humes

Short for humor - something that it funny or ridiculous.

It was pretty humes when you blacked out and went streaking through downtown... That was humes... (referring to something funny) Lets smoke some humes fumes.... (smoking ganj)

by swedesbgone February 13, 2010

Hume

Funny, humorous. First uttered at Memorial junior High School in Houston Texas in 1978.

That's Hume! Reaction to seeing something funny: ...."Hume"!

by Argentx May 24, 2009

Hume

The title used for awakened people physically Human, but mentally evolved to point of truly moral mindset, equality and the ability to ignore instinctual desire including placing the titles, he, man and male before every basic title referring to people in a primitive, unequal, sexist matter.

1.We Humes have discovered only a very small percentage of the planet which we live. 2.The Humes of Final Fantasy XII were constantly stereotyped as being a violent race.

by Alister makes more December 21, 2008