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A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.

"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."

A website that causes suicidal thoughts,depression,ptsd,anxiety,and adhd.

Teacher: Time to get on iready

me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

a website that is made by brainwashed people and tries to give you "education" but it doesn't at all

"iReady is a fun website!" says nobody

A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.

Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.

A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.

Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.

A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.

"I have Iready today." Bob
"Dang you are gonna die to that program" Joe

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."