A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.
Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch
v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.
An overwhelming, overpowering, and intense desire to have sex. One so strong that you have trouble concentrating on anything else AT ALL because no matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about the possibility of getting laid SOON. A period of extreme horniness, such that sex is more of a need than a want. Short for the expression "that itch that MUST be scratched." Normally lasts a few hours to a few days.
Dude I have the itch so freaking bad that if I do not bang something soon I think I'm literally going to explode!!
A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!" "May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.
Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please? Chad: MMMMMM! Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite! Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead! Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special! Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there! Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!