A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man accidentally ejaculates a little bit in his pants. It often occurs without significant reason or warning, and the man is aware enough to hold his load in after the inkling has come out. Overly sensitive men and pasty virgins are particularly prone to inklings, especially when they have a hunch. It is somewhat similar to a shart or a light tinkle from laughter or an amusement park ride, except with jizz instead of poop or urine, respectively.
Guy 1: No way man, Kobe is better. Guy 2: Come on, Lebron is the—uhmff awww... Guy 1: What the hell? Guy 2: I just let out an inkling! Guy 1: Dude... Guy 2: I need to change my pants.
Q: What is a baby squid called? A: Merriam Webster defines inkling as a baby squid.
A small angry man or dwarf that runs through public areas kicking people in the shin.
Reporter: Three people were hospitalized after an inkling attack in the Seven Eleven on 53rd and Greenwood. Many people in the neighborhood have taken to boarding up their doggie doors and the small spaces under their houses.