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Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.

Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.

A man's junk

Before I found out the stripper was a man, my jear was bulging through my jeans.

When your so excited and happy you get pre-cum and cry a bit.

When friends shout you a night out or food and your soo happy that you get wet in the undies you say I'm jearing up .

The coolest bitchboy, who loves to kiss pussies and to give hickeys.

You can't be a Jear.

A jeare is a perfect guy he is handsome and has a big penis he can not fit condoms any more !

Damn look at jeare huge penis !
Should I suck jeares penis ?
I want jeare In the bed !

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.

Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.

Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.