A fork of Rural Dictionary
Asshole; People who do things to annoy you on purpose
"I hate gays, gangbangers and fuckin' jerkers" - Tyler, The Creator
The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.
That stupid jerker stole my lunch money.
A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawers to expand and modify it.
My Jerker holds all three of my computers and is where I spend my time working at home.
Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.
"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.
One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.
Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.