A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jewgle: the Jewish search engine. Like Google only for jewish people.
Dude 1: i was looking for some stuff about the jewish people, but couldnt find anything cool. Dude 2: have you tried Jewgle? Dude 1: Jewgle? WTF is that? Dude 2: its the search engine that makes the jews sound way cool. and it doesnt even need to have anything to do with jews. you could search 'candy' and itll tell you all this shit about jewish candy makers. Dude 1: Really? that sounds fucking awesome! im always using jewgle from now on!! Dude 2: yeah, well... Shalom. Dude 1: huh???
When you ask your Jewish friend what an expression means, a holiday or anything about their religion or that has to do with being Jewish.
You: Hey, can I jewgle you for a minute? Your friend: Sure, what's up? You: Now, what exactly is Yom Kippur again?
The jewgle of life separates the florests from the under water ceramics technicians. It incompasses all that is known. I AM WE ARE THE JEWGLE "Hey I aint cunt drunkstable, I'm just tryin to play ma jewgle"
Jewgle is what happens when strange things perpetuate out of a random act by an unknown persons. As a day turns to a week, events unfold that none can contrast with what is called reality. And by the end of the year the worlds axis is at a full 90 degrees from its former and now we see just how silly we really are! But never forget at the end of the day Jewgle is also just a word set in motion by getting drunk and trying to pronounce Bugle.
(Jewgle, JewTube, Jewbook, Jewitter, etc.) "Jewgle" or any other "jewCompany name" is a term used by mainly 4chan and other website to describe an act when a company goes "woke" or does something politically correct to their brands such as making a black transgender the main character of a new movie or bashing white men in their advertisements. "Jew" being put first is a reference to the Globalist Jews conspiracy theory where globalists jews are on a crusade to destroy Western Civilisation with the use of racial minorities, Feminists, Leftists, Muslim people, LGBT people.
Person 1: Did you see Google's new google doodle, it has a brown transgender on it Person 2: Lmao Jewgle