A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man whose penis is uncomonly large. In a way that it goes from Braga to Algarve and then it turns to china. Often mistaken by: madeireiro profissional, mentiroso do caralho, skydiver profissional, mentiroso, mentiroso, barreteiro, mentiroso do caralho, mete petas.
Me: Look at that man, he has a huge penis!! Friend: he must be João! of course he is a João! Me: Look João is skydiving! Friend: It won't be that exiting... Me: why? Friend: Because he is João and he will use his gigantic dick not to fall Me: AWESOMEEEE!!!!
A pint of beer, cider or other alcoholic beverages in reference to João Pinto, the Portuguese footballer.
Fancy going to the pub for a joão?
John can mean many things ... João means cool João means god João means you are the greatest in the whole world João means smart João can mean everything good that exists on Earth
Woah your hair its very João Wow you had a SS+++++ on the teste?!?! You are so João!! You are a João in this game!! No one can beat you! There is only one João!!! Dont listen the other religions because they are wrong!
João Victor is the most amazing guy. He’s a great friend who will be there for you whenever you need him. João has the most beautiful smile and brown eyes that you could get lost in (and I did). Be careful because he is such a great person and so attractive that you’ll fall in love with him within seconds. He is so sweet and honestly the funniest person ever. He’s also great in bed, do it once and you’ll be addicted. JV is a person that you should never let go of, he’s definitely a keeper.
A: “I wish I met someone really cool, you know?” B: “I’ll introduce you to João Victor! He’s truly the best!”
An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!" "You found a João Pedro, right?"
João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.
sb: How have we became friends? João Vitor: I truly can't remember.. sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet. This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years. AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3
"I need help idk what to dooo" "bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"