A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well? Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby
A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine. Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.
"Who left that stinkin jobby in er" "I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er" "The TV is pure jobby tonight" "Keep yir jobby to yerself" "Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum" "Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another" "that curry was jobby"