Country Dictionary

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

a joner is the bump in your jeans that looks like a boner also known as a genis

oh damn look at that joner it's bigger than yesterday

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

A habitual marijuana smoker.

That dude is a hardcore joner.

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.

Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great! Person 2: Yeah man good job! (Person 1 walks away) Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...

Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner". A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.

Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.