A fork of Rural Dictionary
Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use. Origin: Orlando Fl.
DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz! I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.
A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes.
Woah! your toe looks like a Jong!
that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance
crank my jong ho... man she was trying to get at my jong but im MOB so i said no
a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey
jong special, delicious bodacious pizza
JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?" JONG!!!
To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids. It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
"hahaha man you got totally jonged" "you guys are getting jonged today!" kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!" kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("