A fork of Rural Dictionary
Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.
Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?" Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor" Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?" Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."
A jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone. Theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a classic smoking method with an effective smoking method.
John: Man, I rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong. Alex: Crazy shit man.
JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?" JONG!!!
To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids. It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
"hahaha man you got totally jonged" "you guys are getting jonged today!" kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!" kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("