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Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.
Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.
When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before
My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood
Plugging your gas-wasting car into another car with cords so it will start with electric sex.
My car's sex-life is dead. It needs a jumpstart.
the act of inserting anal beads into a partners ass then pulling them out quickly to help increase there arousal.
she wasn't in the mood so I gave her a jumpstart
A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.
VH1 Jumpstart Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face) The Script (Man who can't be moved) Jamie Foxx (Blame It) The Fray
is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.
Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.