A fork of Rural Dictionary
a hot and cool guy who definitely has a lot of friends and talks to so many hot women.
hot woman 1: have you heard of that new guy yet?
hot woman 279,171: you mean Kellan? hell yeah i have! he makes all of my 204 bones grow!
kellan put some clothes on you're blinding everyone in the house.
kellan: i need sunblock! spf 1309547!
A kellan is a very sweet and caring boy/man.if you ever meet a kellan keep him close to your heart. A kellan is a funny, handsome and a perfect Boyfriend to have. He'll come to your rescue if you need him. A kellan is also a very good kisser.
Kellan is perfect
Kellan is smart and nice.
A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.
Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?
Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN
Somebody who is thoroughly obsessed with Chicken. Somebody who questions the universe but does not accuse it. Somebody who gives innate affection to those who desire it of them. Somebody who perseveres, despite the surrounding laziness of this generation. Somebody who always seems to be in a long-term relationship. Somebody who enjoys the liberty of traversing among high places such as roofs, towers, walls, ect. Somebody who is conservative yet irrational. Somebody who drives fast when the roads are wet and is satisfied with the feeling of losing traction. Somebody who applies themselves to the conversation in which the meaning of life is discussed. Somebody who juxtaposes conspiracy theory and patriotic loyalty but realizes there will never be enough substantial evidence for steadfast proposition. Somebody who is intent upon obtaining worthy life experiences. Somebody who balances personal spirituality with occasionally breaking the rules. Somebody who knows how to prove that the derivative equation is a result of the difference quotient. Somebody who often uses large words and ambiguous sentences to make them seem intellectual or analogous to a guru of sorts. Somebody who likes to have fun.
"Oh my god my brain hurts"
"Were you chillen with Kellan today?"
A kellan has the perfect balance between hot and cute. With huge muscles and always knows how to treat a woman. But even looking past his looks his personality even tops that with how he respects every one and always knows what to say and when to say it. Oh yea and do I have to mention that every single kellan alive has a little thug in them.
Girl 1: damn have you seen kellan today?
Girl 2: oh yea he is sooo cute
Kellan: aye cuh you want some?