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kick in the ass

1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.) 2. Literally, a kick in the ass.

1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass. 2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 04, 2010

kick of the ass

When a new piece of equipment is so good and so cutting edge that the term state of the art doesn't do it any justice.

Check out this kick of the ass warp core I built in my shed These new 10,000 microfarad flux capacitors are really kick of the ass. Back in my day they didn't even have 100uF ones

by towel404 December 26, 2009

I kick so much ass

Truth in its purest form.

I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.

by Squeed March 11, 2005

Kicks Royal Ass

When something or someone is the Ultimate Best Possible Ever!

Having superb adventures Kicks Royal Ass to the Ultimate Mutha~Fuckin' Max!

by Starchylde June 14, 2016

Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass. 2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1 Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass! Example 2 Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

kick fat ass

usually done during a contact sport of some sport catholic school kids do this expectionally well a also known as: kfa pronounced cafe or kaf-fey

We totally just kicked fat ass! Wow! those girls kicked kfa-ed during that basketball game. Way to kick fat ass!

by youknow.whoiam September 01, 2010

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass Adam: laughs

by applealex October 04, 2009