A fork of Rural Dictionary
just some colorful chick that's pretty sick, writes poetry, makes kandi, love dubstep and dirty house and always crushing on a guy that has the ability to take someone by the nipples and flip them over their shoulder. She's crazy awesome doesn't need drugs because she's naturally high :3 in fact the high is contagious, and people have reported cases of overdose just from standing next to her. she's always trying to come up with something funny to do. overall, she's the most caring person you'll ever come across. really sweet, happy, sexy, and great girlfriend material hahaha i know from experience she's super talented and you'll always have a good time with a kiri ;) if you ever meet her you'll like overdose with happiness- no joke.
Kiri: hayyou!!!! what's up?? Random person that just walked by: <3333333*passes out* Kiri: omgosh!!!!! Ayo? don't die! here have some candie!!!!
A word used to cause unnerving fear of acupuncture needles and Japanese women. Made popular by the Takashi Miike film, Audition
Person 1: Wow, audition is probably the scariest movie that I had ever seen... what? why are you looking at me like that? Person 2:.... kiri kiri kiri Person 1: AHHHH!
A Kiri is one of the best friends to have. She is kind, and caring, and loving, and very smart, even if she sometimes acts goofy and impulsive. She’s one of the nicest girls you’ll ever meet at heart. She is tall and likes to play basketball, and has lots of friends who love her for her. If you meet a Kiri consider yourself extremely lucky but get ready for lots of random poems and puns, and some really good stories too, because Kiri loves to write. She will love you for who you are as long as you do the same.
“why are you so happy?” “Oh, I just talked with Kiri.” “Oh that makes sense.”