A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kitched means being murdered or killing yourself in a brutal manner. Coming from the word kitchen, it relates to knives and bleeding like from horror movies. It could be a gunshot wound or any other way you bleed before you die. A psychotic killing, or a suicide, it means a bloody death.
That guy was kitched, the poor bastard.
To kill the vibe or joke very intensely
Bro you deadass kitched it
A style of decorative art and design in which ordinary objects with vintage appeal, "old-fashioned" characteristics or banal usefulness feature prominently. Clutter, trite sayings, kitchen utensils and homey objects appeal as "kitchy".
dish towels embroidered with the days of the week, hand-painted or decopage wooden boxes, aprons, cutsie baby figurines
Some questions to ask yourself when wondering if something is kitch are: "Is it tacky?" "Does it serve any practical purpose?" and finally "Does it devalue someone or something that is extremely famous or valued?" If the answers to these questions are: "yes, no, yes," then it is probably kitch.
Kitch would be like a loin cloth with Barack Obama's face on it (a souvenir my friend received from Africa). Some other examples would be: a bobble-head Mono Lisa, a velvet coloring page of Elvis Presley, or a tea set with the Twighlight characters on it. They don't have to encompass something famous but they often times do. Those paintings with the fairies or dolphins amid a glowing sunset are kitch, and so are spoons made out of antlers.
A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.
‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’ ‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’