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kosovo

Kosovo is a province inhabited by Albanians but claimed by Serbs. Funny thing is, there were always very few Serbs there so their claims defy any known logic. Serbs have tried to cleanse Kosovo of Albanians several times throughout the history but they always failed. In 1999 NATO bombed the shit out of Serbs and Serbia for their latest attempts so Kosovo has been relieved of Serbian/Yugoslavian rule ever since and it is about to become an independent country in 2007. In these last few years, Serbs get fucked in and over Kosovo on daily basis.

"Damn, I fucked that bitch so hard, she felt like a Serb in Kosovo."

by Albo Forever October 29, 2006

kosovo

a little province south of serbia as much as people want to say kosovo is not a serbian province. we could use the same thing to say that USA isnt american because it was inhabited by other kinds of people before. the language of kosovo is ALBANIAN so is therefore an ALBANIAN province, not a serbian province. proof of this is because long before that war happened kosovo was inhabited by a group of people called ILIRS. these people are the ancsestors of all albanian people, which is why many albanian people are called Ilir. the main tribe that was based in what is now kosovo are called the Dardans. the proof that these people are kosovan anscestors is because there are many albanians called DARDAN. another point that kosovans are not originally serbian is that there is no serbian name that is slavic. Also the land that the Ilirs occupied at the time (roman times - long before that war) covered most of south east europe. Im sorry to all those serbians out there but serbians arent really popular with kosovans either. if it was serbian then kosovans would be called serbian and would speak serbian. so all you people claiming that kosovo should be under serbian rule, you people are wrong, serbian control over kosovo has bought nothing but hate, death, war and loads of other bad things... ALSO despite a history of being at war with other selfish countries they have ALWAYS pulled through KOSOVO = SOLDIER SO, in conclusion KOSOVO is not a province of slavic descent, it is a province of ilir descent (albanian) NOTE : i have seen the defenitions of the word slav and some of them say that a slav is anyone who come from russia, ukraine, poland, serbia, kosovo etc. please dont make the mistake that kosovo is a slavic province..

Vlad: "where do you come from?" Ilir: "Kosovo" Vlad: "Serbia should be able to conrol yo ass!" *Vlad is pimp-slapped by Ilir"

by *Kosovo is not serbain* December 02, 2006

kosovo

kosovo is serbia

what is kosovo? kosovo is serbia!!!!

by robicek October 09, 2022

Kosovo

A disputed territory/partially recognized state between Serbia, Macedonia, Albania, and Montenegro. Kosovo declared independence from Serbia in February of 2008. Serbia does not approve of Kosovo's declaration of independence.

Kosovo is a disputed territory.

by Jirachion7060 May 28, 2018

Kosovo

A country in Southeastern Europe inhabited by Albanians which are descendants of Illyrians. Kosovo was called Dardania in the Middle Ages and Dardans were one of the many Illyrian tribes who inhabited most of the Balkans. Serbs came to Balkans in 8th century and later they formed their nation. In the beginning of the 20th century they tried every possible way to invade Kosovo and they did this but they lost it in 1999 after the war between Serbia and Kosovo Liberation Army with the help of NATO who bombed Serbia from March 23 to June 10, 1999. There are a lot of Churches build by Albanians in the 7th, 8th and 9th century but Serbs invaded most of them in the last century when they conquered Kosovo just to convince Europe that they were living in Kosovo for a long time. 90% of the people in Kosovo are Albanians but there are some Serbs, Romani, and some other small minorities but only Albanians are Autochthonous.

Yes Man. He is an Albanian from Kosovo, descendant of Illyrians, he is livingin Ballkans for more then 4000 years

by Ardiano January 06, 2018

Kosovo

A new country in the Balkan Peninsula. Declared Independence from serbia on February 17, 2008, after many many years of fighting against fucking serbia.

Kosovo/a is the greatest country alive with the greatest people, except for the serbian asses who wont leave and think that Kosovo/a is serbian....haha stupid idiots.

by Shqipja tjeter May 26, 2009

Kosovo

Kosovo is part of Serbia that wants to be a separate country. Kosovo has always been part of Serbia, and there are some of the oldest Serbian churches that are currently under protect, they are about 90% of oldest saved Serbian culture. For people who say Kosovo is part of Albania, they are deadly wrong. if you dig a bit in history, you will find that Albania was part of Serbia that under the influence of big powers became separate country. Great powers tryed to prevent Serbia from getting powerful. Kosovo is now days (October '11) trying to get their own country by blocking roads and using warnings. Since Serbia (along with couple other countries, for ex: Russia) said they will never support idea of Kosovo becoming country, the "case" will be open for a long time.

Kosovo will never be its own.

by Luxx44 November 03, 2011