Country Dictionary

apparently the way america spells cheese

"America spells cheese k-r-a-f-t."

Kan't Remember A Fucking Thing.

"I know you say we discussed this, but I just KRAFT."

A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.

When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.

The stupid cheese company that fucks up my god damn last name. Everyone automatically thinks it's spelled "Kraft" when it's really spelled Craft. I fucking hate it.

Sweet, a check for 20,000 dollars! Oh wait, fuck! They spelled my name wrong. It's not Kraft, it's Craft. SHIT!

A gigantic smile A smile so bright it makes your day

I once caught a chick Krafting to a horribile joke I made because she dug me.

being blindsided and having your face broke

I was at this party and some one krafted me

An intelligent, funny, and rather atheltic individual. An amazing friend that none can compare to. Wise beyond his years, bound to get into a top college. A fabulous friend. There's no one like Kraft anywhere.

One of a Kind