A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'
Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.
Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
Underpaying a potential good illegal substance, and then avoiding all negative consequences of said experience.
Awww man did you see jim got hella krafty pulling that thot out of nowhere for next to nothing?
A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
Butt-sex Connoisseur
Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex
Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.
Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!